Hello. My name is Brutus. I am a very dangerous dog. Don't be fooled by my baby blue eyes and diminutive stature. I can take your leg off in a heart beat. And don't you forget it.
I am a very important dog. It is my job to 'take care of things' around the house if you know what I mean. Like whenever one of those huge, roaring animals with the round feet comes racing down the street, it is up to me to chase it away. It's really easy for me because I am so dangerous. All I have to do is bark ferociously and give chase and it runs away.
It is also my job at night to let the humans know when there are strange noises outside. You know humans can't hear too well. I just bark whenever I hear a strange noise and then the people are put at ease because they know I heard it for them.
I have a few other duties like patrolling the premises inside and out, keeping the squirrels and birds off the ground and keeping the cat's dish from staying full.
I really have two ears. The human who took this picture of me must have cut one of them off when he took the picture. How dare he do this to me? I really don't understand humans. They act like I am not dangerous at all. If I wanted to, I could fix that human that cut off my ear. I could just take his leg off. Yeah that's it. How would he feel if he had only one leg? I'd do it if I really wanted to. I just don't want to. He does rub my back with his foot once in a while. So I guess I won't take his leg off. But I could if I wanted to!
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